Man Vs Woman

Man Vs Woman

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
Woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
Woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
Woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
Woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thats it!!!

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women are still STUCK with shopping.... .......... . !!!

-- 
Mallik

Vaikunta Ekadasi :Arudra Darshanam:

Vaikunta Ekadasi: Thursday, December 16, 2010  Arudra Darshanam: Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Lord Sri Venkateswara at Parashakthi Temple. Lord Sri Venkateshwara has Himself actively manifested in His glorious "boon" giving form at the Parashakthi Temple , we are most fortunate to have this "Divine Energy" amongst us, to make it easier for all of us to receive Balaji's grace. The installation was performed in June 2008, with Prana Pratishta, performed with proper rituals, mantras, yantras, tantric instructions and other necessary mystical instructions  given to Dr. G. Krishna Kumar in a deep meditative kundalini experience by Divine Mother Parashakthi "Herself". Vigrahams of Sri Venkateshwara, Bhoodevi, Sri Devi and Garuda Bhagwan were made and consecrated at Tirupathi in cooperation with TTD.  Vaikunta Ekadashi. Vaikunta Ekadashi is an important festival dedicated to Lord Vishnu. In India, this day is the most important religious day at the Tirupathy Balaji temple, Srirangam Ranganatha temple and Bhadrachalam temple. In Kerala it is known as Swarga Vathil Ekadashi. The significance of this day can be traced to the Padma Purana. Lord Vishnu took the form of his female shakthi named "Ekadashi" and vanquished the demon Muran. In celebration of this event, whoever observes this Ekadashi day will enter Vaikuntam which is the abode of Lord Vishnu. The "Vaikunta Dwaram" or "the gate to the heaven" is opened on this day. This is the passage encircling the innermost sanctum of the Lord.

Program on Thursday, December 16, 2010  6:30 AM - 7:15 AM: Thirupaavai, Thirupallaanu, Annamayya Songs  7:30 AM - 8:00 AM: Sridevi Bhoodevi Sametha Srinivasa Utsava Moorthy Swarga Vaasal Purapaadu (Vaikunta Dwaaram)  9:30 AM: Kubera Shiva Lingam Abhishekam  7:00 PM - 7:30 PM: Lord Sri Venkateswara Archana  7:00 PM: Hanuman Chalisa Chanting  7:30 PM: Guruvayurappan Abhishekam  8:00 PM: Guru (Jupiter) Archana

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telugu Nakshatralu for telugu

1. 2 Ashwini Nakshatra
2. 3 Bharani Nakshatra
3. 4 Kritikka Nakshatra
4. 5 Rohini Nakshatra
5. 6 Mrigasira Nakshatra
6. 7 Aarudra Nakshatra
7. 8 Punarvasu Nakshatra
8. 9 Pushya Nakshatra
9. 10 Aslesha Nakshatra
10. 11 Magha Nakshatra
11. 12 Purva Phalguni Nakshatra
12. 13 Uttara Phalguni Nakshatra
13. 14 Hasta Nakshatra
14. 15 Chitra Nakshatra
15. 16 Swati Nakshatra
16. 17 Vishakha Nakshatra
17. 18 Anuradha Nakshatra
18. 19 Jyeshtha Nakshatra
19. 20 Mula Nakshatra
20. 21 Purva Ashada Nakshatra
21. 22 Uttara Ashada Nakshatra
22. 23 Shravana Nakshatra
23. 24 Dhanishtha Nakshatra
24. 25 Satabisha Nakshatra
25. 26 Purva Bhadrapada Nakshatra
26. 27 Uttara Bhadrapada Nakshatra
27. 28 Revati Nakshatra

TELUGU SAMVATSARALU

First of all see how our RUSHEESWAR'S divided our time. They divided our time into MAHA UGAM'S.

(1) Kruta Ugam

(2) Treta Ugam

(3) Dwapara Ugam

(4) Kali Ugam

Every maha ugam contains four UGAM'S. A total of 17,28,000 years completes Kruta ugam. This is called "UGA PRAMANAM".

• Uga pramanam of Treta ugam is 12,96,000 years.

• Uga pramanam of Dwapara ugam is 8,64,000 years.

• Uga pramanam of Kali ugam is 4,32,000 years.

• Totally there are 60 years, those will be repeated in a cyclic manner. The 60 years are

1.PRABHAVA 

2.VIBHAVA 

3.SUKLA 

4.PRAMODA 

5.PRAJAPATI 

6.ANGEERASA 

7.SRE MUKHA 

8.BHAVA 

9.YAMUNA 

10.DHATRI 

11.EESWARA 

12.BHAHUDANYA 

13.PRAMADHI 

14.VIKRAMA 

15.VRUSHA 

16.CHITRA BHANU 

17.SUBHANU 

18.TARANA 

19.PARDHEEVA 

20.VYAYAYA 

21.SARWAJITH 

22.SARVADHARANI 

23.VIRODHI (విరోధి)-  2009

24.VIKRUTI -           2010

25.KHARA -              2011

26.NANDANA -        2012

27.VIJAYA -             2013

28.JAYA -                2014

29.MANMADHA -    2015

30.DURMUKHI -      2016

31.HIMALAMBHA -  2017

32.VILAMBHA 

33.VIKARINI 

34. SARVARI 

35.ప్లవ 

36.SUBHAKARI 

37.శోభన 

38.KRODHANA 

39.VISWA VASU 

40.PARABHAVA 

41.PLAVANGA 

42.KEELAKA 

43.SOWMYA 

44.SADHARANA 

45.VIRODHA KRUTHI 

46.PARIDHAVINI 

47.PRAMODINI 

48.ANANDA 

49.RAKSHASA 

50.NALA 

51.PINGALI 

52.KALAYUKTA 

53.SIDHARDHI 

54.RUDRA 

55.దుర్ముతి 

56.DUNDUBI 

57.RUDHI RODGARI 

58.RAKTAKSHI 

59.KRIDHANA 

60.KSHAYA